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Analysis & Anal Cysts

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

No, not a chance

Why are details for questions here on Quora so limited? I have an account here on Quora and Yahoo Answers. I like discussing different subjects.

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

A 41-year-old longevity doctor says his 'biological age' is 24. He takes 3 supplements daily. - Business Insider

Thumbs down again.

No go.

So, the docs changed it to read

Would the word literate carry the same meaning with public (common wealth) in 1900 vs today 2020?

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Minds and Behinds

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Why does my crush always looks at me in a sad way whenever I talk with other boys, and if he catch me staring on him then he go and flirt with other girls and then check if I am looking at him?

Hysterias & Posteriors

Next, they tried...

Another attempt resulted in ...

Why do people hate Nickelback so much? What makes them different from other popular bands like Linkin Park, Green Day, etc.? Is it just because they're Canadian or what?

Still no good

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Why should you never do drugs? Will this story absolutely shock you?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

No way

Nuts and Butts

Why do White people love dogs more than humans?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Unacceptable again!

So they tried

Liquid Glass is more than skin deep on macOS Tahoe - AppleInsider

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Freaks and Cheeks

Loons and Moons

Can you name an example of bad parenting?

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

They put up a sign reading

Just Forget it!

Is a man who enjoys anal sex considered a sissy? For those who think so, why can't they be thought of as someone who enjoys a variety of sexual pleasure?

Then came..

Everyone loved it.

Still no good.

What are the differences between Republicans and Democrats in their views of the government's role in society? How do these differences impact policymaking?

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Catatonics & High Colonics

share office space ...

What happens to single guys when they get older?

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